Humpday Humor...

I have no idea who did this, but it's brilliant and hilarious...

I hope that you enjoy a little bit of humor today...

Ouch - 3 lessons from a bee sting...

I got stung again…

I know, stop complaining about a little bee sting, it’s no big deal. I get it, but if you read my blog, you know that I seem to learn crazy lessons from just about every little thing that happens to me, including a bee sting.

In the last 4 months, I have now been stung twice, and I don’t remember getting stung since I was a kid, and I was likely tougher then...

If you read my first post about my bee sting on the head, you know that I learned a few important things.

In this case I learned some more…

Broken Turtles...round 2

This is a re-post from two years ago, but it has been one of the most viewed of all I have written - I'm not sure why...hope you enjoy it...

The picture that you see is one that I took a while ago, when I was taking a walk in my neighborhood. This is not photo-shopped or edited in anyway. It’s what I saw and I had to stop and watch for awhile. I had a bunch of considerations come to my mind when I saw Mr. Turtle:

Smile...

Saturday funny...

Hope you enjoy the humor today...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Simple Saturday...

Word of the day - fun!

Go enjoy your day - have a blast - make it fun!

Seriously - do it...

Unexpected…

I walked into the elevator ready to go home, and found these two friends…

We had a great conversation...they were quietly listening to every word I had to say. 

I told them all about my day and how I enjoyed the challenges that were put before me. 

I talked about the weather and the beautiful day we were having.

I spoke of the drive home and traffic conditions. 

I talked about my family and showed pictures to my new friends.

We talked about the weekend activities coming up. The vacuum was going to a flooring convention and the broom was going to be on the front porch swinging.

I discussed politics - one was a Democrat and the other a Republican - that became a touchy subject, and a little tense, but it ended okay. The broom felt like it would be a sweep in the fall elections and the vacuum thought the election process...wait for it..sucked.

We finished our conversation with discussion about the Yankees making the playoffs - I was amazed to find out they were both fans, even in the south.

Lessons Learned: You never know what will happen in a day, so be ready for anything that could come up.

Thoughts: Have you ever seen something strange in an elevator?

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Saturday picture...

Enjoy...

Saturday...

I read this the other day...

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Do you ever feel like this?

Some days are full to a point of explosion, but look at your day and this quote from a laughing point of view, and not a stressful way ;)

Saturday Silly...

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

Steve Martin

Hope that brightened your day...um, night...

Tuesday Tourist #2…

I read this one morning last week, and was reminded of the importance of trials in life.

We look at trials the wrong way sometimes…

Daily in the Word

http://www.dailyintheword.org/today

Look at August 17th…

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Silly Saturday #3…

Some funny thoughts - short and sweet today…

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his bus.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to someone else.

Make it a great day!

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Funny thought…

This was the first photo from the Mars Curiosity...LOVE IT!

I recently saw this on someone’s FB status during the middle of the week, at 9:00 AM…

“Getting out early this morning. My wide is sleeping in. She had a good night…”

A couple of thoughts:

1. 9:00 AM is early?
2. If I called my spouse “wide” on FB, it may be my last post!

I know this is short, but I thought a little laugh today, would help…

Make it a Great Day!

Bee stings leave red marks, too...or two…

I got stung again…

I know, stop complaining about a little bee sting, it’s no big deal. I get it, but if you read my blog, you know that I seem to learn crazy lessons from just about every little thing that happens to me, including a bee sting.

In the last 4 months, I have now been stung twice, and I don’t remember getting stung since I was a kid, and I was likely tougher then...

If you read my first post about my bee sting on the head, you know that I learned a few important things.

In this case I learned some more…

Saturday pics...

Today is just a group of funny headline photos...enjoy!

Saturday Silliness…

Looks like a sunset, but it's actually lightning!

You just have to laugh…

Enjoy this list of funny names…not sure if they’re real or not. 

Some may take a moment to figure out, and most are funny...

Burt Gurney - Think of Sesame Street

Sue Flay
Sue Yu
Tad Moore
Tad Pohl
Ted E. Baer
Tim Burr
Tish Hughes

Ray Gunn
Ray Zenz (raisins)
Raynor Schein
Reid Enright 

Olive Yew (I love you)
Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden)
Ophelia Payne
Oren Jellow

Jerry Atrick
Jim Laucher (gym locker)
Jim Shorts

Jim Shu

Jim Sox

Hugh Morris (humorous)
Hy Lowe 

Bea Lowe
Hy Price
I.D. Clair
I. Lasch

Bill Board
Bill Ding
Bill Foldes
Bill Loney

Hope you had a laugh…

Lessons Learned: Think through naming your children.

Thoughts: Do you know someone with a comical name?

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Winner’s Circle…

What a great name for a street, well circle!

I’ve seen streets named poorly before.

This one just gives you a bubbly feeling, when you say it. 

You’re street is better than the next guys. 

His street is 4th Ave, or Jones Court, or Palmer Lane - all of those are Loser’s Circle compared to where you live - Winner’s Circle!

You can walk around and hold up the loser sign at your forehead, as you pass by everyone else’s street - how awesome is that?

What a cool name to have on your business card…

Pillows and sleep...

Who doesn't have a stuffed animal they sleep with? Oh wait, I'm a little old for that...

What a great combination - laying your head down on a pillow and drifting off to sleep is a wonderful thing. 

When you see someone sleeping peacefully on a pillow, it just brings a calm, even to you, while you're awake.  There's just something about rest that gives us a settled feeling. When you don't get enough, you can tend to be more cranky and bothered, but when you do get plenty, you feel great. 

This post has nothing to do with peace...

I had the privilege of going to teen camp with about 70 teens and leaders from our church a few weeks ago and we had a great time. The first night was exciting and we ended up gong to bed around midnight. 

At about 3 AM, it hit me...

Serious Saturday… ;)

Enjoy these very important statements today…

Distractions and spinny things…

I’m not sure how to spell “spinny” like in spinning, so I’m going with what I have.

I love these crazy spinning money grabbers. They’re so fun to watch. You can set up races and challenges and compare the gravity of a nickel to a penny. You can have a crash-’em-up-derby style go round, by throwing a penny straight down after the first coins start to go.

It’s a blast!

It’s a distraction for the moment!

It’s a great marketing plan!