Some funny thoughts - short and sweet today…
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his bus.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to someone else.
Make it a great day!
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