Saturday, May 12, 2012

Satire Saturday…

It’s time again for some more simple humor. Saturdays are a stress reliever anyway, so adding a smile will only help the day go by faster.
Some funny headlines that will, at least, bring a smile to your face...I hope...

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms - (classic)

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Eye Drops off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Lessons Learned: Read before you post or headline, in this case.
Thoughts: Have you seen any headlines worth a laugh?

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