Saturday, May 19, 2012

Satire Saturday…2

This is a continuation from last Saturday’s headlines full of humor...hope you enjoy this one too…

A couple of other funny posts here and here...

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Deer Kill 17,000

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead - (one of my all time favorites!)

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft - (for my 7-8th boys grade Sunday school class)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Air Head Fired

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Lessons Learned: Mindless laughter sure helps your day.
Thoughts: What makes you laugh?

1 comment:

  1. My favorite is still "The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards."


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