Saturday, July 14, 2012

Serious Saturday… ;)

Enjoy these very important statements today…

"Ha! You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."
"No, honey, that dress does not make you look fat. YOU make
that DRESS look fat."
"This vest is totally bullet-proof. I'd bet my life on it."
"Hey, everybody, watch this!!!"
"Sure I know how to fly a plane. I just don't know how to
land one."
"Oh yeah? You don't look so tough."
"Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe."
"No worries. Those cannibals are vegetarians."
Lessons Learned: Watch what you say.
Thoughts: Do you have any funny last words?
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